08 November 2015

Writing.Over.Weekend-Blogadda's prompt – ‘I Am Special Because’

  1. I am special because I always make others feel V.special regardless (ppl who knows me, will vouch for that) -I always remind them that they are nothing less than a Superman (except that the undergarment should be where it is supposed to be ,"inside"..in fact,much smarter than a super man) or a Cat woman ..Just Purr-fect !! 
  2. I am special because I am a human candle,I burn enLIGHTening others.... I feel,my friends love to stay in touch with me mostly to have a good hearty laugh and forget all their worries..Well,ANYTIME!:)
  3. I am special because I love laughing with people but never at them...
  4. I am special my heart genuinely doubles as I can sense other's pain and pleasure equally, not because I am v.sympathetic ,a wannabe Mother Teresa (Due respect) etc but because I am very human and I am a God pleaser... 
  5. I am special ,I am sugar and spice & aalll things nice but mess with me, I'll become a Kung Fu Panda and YOU..you..u..a MICEDesiSmileys.com
  6. I am special ,my tongue works much sharper than my brain …. 
  7. I am special,I am soo fluent in sarcasm that I can make others laugh and insult the deserving as well.. 
  8. I am special,I am simple yet complicated...A human Sudoku ! 
  9. I am special,I don't even have to eat any sugar or butter to gain weight ,all I've to do is just breathe in,Fat in..and I become a human balloon... 
  10. I am special even skinny jeans struggles to make me look skinny.. 
  11. I am special ,fat becomes a magnet and calories get addicted to my body...simply irresistible I am ! 
  12. I am special,but then, can I blame my fat-filled body ,where else would I've stored all my awesome qualities?...hmm 
  13. I am special,the only thing cooler than me is my fridge and the only thing hotter than me is my oven... 
  14. I am special, I am blessed with a better 1/2,who thinks looking healthy not skinny is beauty FULL and saxyyy -XOXO ! 
  15. I am special,I am blessed with a better 1/2,who is eager to return home ASAP after work,just to make sure everything is safe ,sound and working …especially in the kitchen and me ,waiting with a smile ! 
  16. I am special,I sometimes dare my better 1/2 to remarry or have a GF and he would say,you r my inspiration ,my light,my eyeopener...u made me realize,”One should commit a sweet mistake only once ,then remember the lesson forever..”...when I heard it ,a few words were missing ,I heard --one should commit only once...and SWEET... my enlightening spirit is contagious ...
  17. I am special,my better 1/2 thinks I am having an extra-marital affair.....with my bed..I hug it,caress it,love it and sleep on it more than with him :P..(Hope he doesn't read this otherwise my blog will sleep forever …Hahohaa! )
  18. I am special,my better ½ reminds me ,”You don't need someone to complete you,you just need someone to accept you completely.”...He is following those words religiously...(touching wood)
  19. I am special,my better 1/2 thinks I'm a killer combo of Happy+Halloween hours …I am the beauty,I am the beast...Oh my I am so wild... 
  20. Talking about wild,I am special ,I secretly fantasize to be a Tarzan in next birth surrounded by loyal lovely animals ONLY .. (not a secret anymore..damn)
  21. I am special,I can be awake all night as if I am an owl in disguise.. 
  22. I am special,I don't like morning people..I mean ..morning... or people (with pride,pretense or prejudice)... 
  23. I am special,I am a wonder woman,I wonder, if the people who call themselves friends (a few) mean fry-in-end eventually...I also wonder, if they are made in China somehow …I also wonder if they have found the vanish potion ,the scientist are working hard to develop,they do disappear when I want them the most or gradually...sometimes they behave like they are ET ...UHO -Unidentified Human Object or is it me?..no ..wait.. I am, may be, an Unidentified Heavenly Object ;P!! 
  24. I am special ,I can become a joker without a circus or a crew ,to make someone's day … but then I am not a people pleaser especially who take me for granted..
  25. I am special,I am polite enough to say,”Excuse me” and “Shut up” in one sentence... 
  26. I am special, I am shy around double-faced people and loud and outspoken with like minded ones. I am Bipolar that way..
  27. I am special,I become introvert -well,better alone than in bad company and I love my company thoroughly...Good human beings have the power to make me extrovert though.. 
  28. I am special,no gym has an exercise equipment that can seduce me to work out ...gotta be special like me...ahaan.. 
  29. I am special,I've a never give up attitude ..thanks to all the sweets and snacks of this yummy world.... 
  30. I am special,my health at times reminds me to be careful,to take care of myself first. 
  31. I am special,I am not short , I am just down-to-Earth...
  32. I am special, I believe,love and laugh are the best medicine, neither humans nor things... 
  33. I am special,when I cry,it becomes an opera and when I laugh or get angry ,an Horror show … 
  34. I am special,the only reason why I am lazy is I am on an energy saving mode … 
  35. I am special,I love reading ,they are my sleeping pills... 
  36. I am special,I love writing to keep my mouth shut and to ensure neurons in my brain do work and make my fingers have a mini work out at least....
  37. I am special,I enjoy my life to the fullest,I am crazy and silly like that and I own it ,like all the best people out there are...Wink ! 
  38. I am special ,I don't care what people think of me,if I will be thinking that as well, then what is left for them to think...let them think/do what they r good at ,especially ,if they think, I am awesome (give me a break and blow my trumpet peeps !:P),in that case or what case..Go U ! 
  39. I am special, some stupid people challenge me -How long I can be silent or violent ... everything happens for a reason you see... 
  40. I am special,sometimes I feel like Julia Child's child (srry mom,pls don't misunderstand)..I mean not Julia child's child but just Julia's child...got it?..okkk...lessay..a human pressure cooker or a slow cooker..a cook-err in action,even my smoke alarm cheers me on...now got it?.. 
  41. I am special ,I am a double D ..I mean - a Domestic Diva ,a proud happy homemaker..
  42. I am special,I know what a true struggle is– Good food vs fat reminds me every second..
  43. I am special,because of me ,there is a new phobia in air..”ME-oh-Phobia”...all about being sooo good that the entire human race just dies … eee haa
  44. I am special,I believe if you know how to keep yourself happy without relying on anyone or anything else ,you'll never ever be depressed in life no matter how hard life becomes;I am the damsel in de-stress.. 
  45. I am special,I always appreciate the goodness and would strive my way, to depreciate the badness around... I am one in a Minion..
  46. I am special - I am a child forever trapped in an adult body .
  47. I am special, some do call me immature and I hear “I-M-MATURE”... well ,my maturity level totally depends upon who I am with...
  48. I am special, but I am imperfect but then even that says "I-M-PERFECT":P
  49. I am special because I am transparent - I love-respect myself & others truly,I believe in myself,I know my worth, it shines through and I don't need to prove or seek anyone's approval for that ! I AM ME..I OWN IT ! 
  50. I am special - WE ALL ARE in our own unique ways and don't believe anyone who says you are not !!
 With special regards,










P.S.:This post is a part of the Write over the weekend,an initiative for Indian Bloggers by Blogadda..